"One time we we had a project in class, and my friend said he didn’t want to be my partner, and I got an A+, and he just got an A."
|doctor:||sir we asked you to tape your allergic reactions this is just a video of you skateboarding|
|me:||tell me thats not sick|
|doctor:||haha yeah its pretty fucking sick dude|
"But… I’m allowed to say it!” doesn’t make what you say:
- Worthy of further discussion.
we can only sext if we roleplay as key figures from the cold war
Love is an astronaut, it comes back but it’s never the same
Branches of an Almond Tree in Blossom (Interpretation in Red), 1890, by Vincent van Gogh
Come inside to secret dog HQ
Original illustration by Tom Gauld
The new Childish Gambino song is dope